Safe House
Denzel Washington plays a CIA agent that has gone renegade and Ryan Reynolds has to muster all of his strength to not be a quippy bozo, with zero charisma.
Not reviewed on the site, but talked about briefly, by Joey "Mumbles" in episode 109
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
The sequel to Journey to the Center of the Earth, has Josh Hutcherson, Vanessa Hudgens, and The Rock heading to an island to answer a distress call. Once there they discover crazy stuff that doesn't exist, including the lost storyline that was not used due to its scientific feasibility and logical plot development.
This film was not reviewed by us due to the fact that we are not six year old boys who idolize The Rock or teenage girls in love with Josh Hutcherson.
John Carter
My understanding of this film is that Taylor Kitsch plays a football player in Texas, who steals a chicken burrito, joins the Navy, and then fights aliens, on Mars, which the Martians call Barsoom. Now many of those details are likely incorrect, as I did not see the film. Touted as one of the biggest box office failures to ever come out of Disney, it's easy to see why most of us avoided it.
This film was not reviewed on our site since it was in the theaters for approximately a day and a half.
Act of Valor
In an act of "cashing in" Hollywood made a film using all active duty Navy SEALs, due to their involvement in killing Osama Bin Laden. The filmmakers, while lauded for their experimental efforts, were criticized for the lack of story and acting in the film.
This film was not reviewed on our site, because we love America too much to allow it to be desecrated with such nonsense.
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Pamp – who has written 256 posts on Devils Advocates Movie Reviews.
Pamp is an educator by trade and hand model by demand. Whenever time allows he jogs a 20 minute mile and pumps up with five pound Jazzercise weights. His favorite films all have the letters a, e, i, o, and u in the title.
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