The thing I love most about skateboarding fails is that I know I will never be in one. Hmm. Well, I suppose that if I was chasing a bacon truck and needed a burst of speed. Naah, who am I kidding. I'm pretty sure even if I could ride one, my weight would crush it. Kind of like the time I tried to go on the trampoline at a friend's house.
Source:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/03/skateboarding-fails.html